GO BANANAS.
INDULGE IN CHOCOLATE.
Detroit's wildest smoothie + chocolate experience. Fresh-blended, hand-dipped, made-to-order in minutes.
⚡ Made fresh in minutes — call to skip the line
IT'S RUDE
PICK YOUR POISON
Every order made fresh, blended loud, dipped deep.
Banana Smoothies$8The Original GOAT
Fresh bananas, oat milk, honey & a chocolate drizzle. The one that started it all.
Order Now
Chocolate-Dipped$7Sprinkle Riot
Hand-dipped strawberry & banana on a stick, smothered in Belgian chocolate + rainbow sprinkles.
Order Now
Dessert Smoothie$10Cookies & Chaos
Chocolate, vanilla bean, crushed cookies, whipped cream tower. Yes it's dessert. Yes you'll finish it.
Order NowWHY WE HIT DIFFERENT
Made-to-Order
Blended the second you order. Nothing sits. Nothing waits.
Fruit + Chocolate Fusion
Tropical meets premium cocoa. A flavor combo no one else dares to do.
Fast & Indulgent
Out the door in minutes. Addictive in seconds. You've been warned.
MADE WITH LOVE BY THE FAM
Real Detroit energy behind every cup. Our crew blends, dips, and drizzles every order to perfection — with a smile that's almost as sweet as the chocolate.
WEAR THE BANANAS
Limited-run hoodies in white, banana, pink and chocolate. Repping the factory has never looked sweeter. Ask in-store or call to reserve a size.
DETROIT IS OBSESSED
Tagged. Re-shared. Lined up. Welcome to the cult.
“This ruined every other smoothie for me.”
@maya.det
“Bro the chocolate drizzle is illegal.”
@jaytaste
“My kids think I'm a hero now.”
@kierra_eats
“5 stars. Cookies & Chaos lives up.”
@detroitfoodie
TEXT BANANAS FOR DEALS
Be first to know about drops, freebies, and first-time-caller discounts. 🍌🍫
Text BANANAS to (888) 589-8455FIND THE FACTORY
Address
1690 Watertower Place STE 100 #436
East Lansing, MI 48823
Call (click to dial)
(888) 589-8455Hours
Mon–Thu: 11am – 9pm
Fri–Sat: 11am – 11pm
Sun: 12pm – 8pm
READY TO
GO BANANAS?
Made fresh in minutes. Call ahead, skip the line, walk in like a legend.